![]() ![]() But that doesn’t mean we’re not just as obsessed with NBC’s hit show Parks and Recreation as we used to be. We have the best patients in the world, because of jail. We all watched over the past year as he became a full-blown movie star with Guardians of the Galaxy, but he’ll always be lovable doofus Andy Dwyer to us Parks fans. 30 ‘Parks and Rec’ Quotes That Never Get Old By Alexandra Hough Published 10:00am It's hard to believe that we said goodbye to our favorite Pawnee, Indiana residents almost six years ago. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail. You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses, you right to jail. If you love Parks and Rec and need a little uplifting, these hilarious Leslie Knope quotes will get you back in the Pawnee spirit. Leslie Knope: Now, I know you gentlemen had a long flight, but I have prepared a welcome party in your honor. ![]() Basically, yesterday I was Hillary Clinton, and today Im Bill. You're playing music too loud? Right to jail. Leslie Knope: aside to camera Yesterday I was tough and direct and today I have to be charming. I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. If I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be equality. He is consistent if nothing else, and never passes up the opportunity to get a word in with the ladies of City Hall. Only Jean-Ralphio could take something potentially very serious, and turn it into a suggestive pickup line. Journalists? We have a special jail for journalists. Here are our favorite parks and rec quotes, courtesy of Leslie Knope: I am a goddess. RELATED: Parks & Rec: 10 (Loud) Craig Middlebrooks Quotes To Live By. You shout like that, they put you in jail. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. Man #2: How do you like it? Leslie Knope: No! Man #2: How do you like that? Now imagine you're holding coffee. It is now time for me to go to bed.Man #1: What are you? Some kind of moron? Why don't you have hand dryers in the park bathrooms? They're so much more sanitary than paper towels! Anyone knows that! Woman: My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog's feces. Our dear friends in the land of Pawnee, Indiana, have been there for us for years. I've never appreciated how close-minded and childish some people are in high school and I hope I won't be involved in anymore. 36 Parks and Rec Quotes to Get You Through Life. On the rare chance do I ever actually get involved with drama at my age which may be a surprise to most adults. Chris Traeger: Pawnee is literally the best town in the country. You can also use some of these Parks and Rec quotes as wallpaper. ![]() Here you will find the quotes of many of the characters playing in the series, especially Ron Swanson. Make sure I don't get caught up in meaningless high school drama. We listed best Parks and Recreation quotes from the show. I want to get to a point to where I'm surrounded by people who mutually support one another and respect that everyone is different. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters. His early film career began with supporting roles in mainstream films such as Wanted, Moneyball, The Five-Year Engagement. He is known for his television roles, including Bright Abbott in Everwood, and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation. I've always had pretty thick skin, but everyone feels self-conscious at some point regardless of how much confidence they have in themselves. April: You know what I think men are better than women. Chris Pratt American Actor born on June 21, 1979, Christopher Michael 'Chris' Pratt is an American actor. 'Prom is nothing but a huge party full of smiling, dancing people enjoying themselves. Not care what others think about me as much. Check out some of the funniest April Ludgate Parks And Rec quotes. Jerry Gergich: Playing a mailman on Andy's show Hello, Johnny. So my little brother Matthew and I have been roommates for going on about 13 years now and I feel like I should at least get the chance to have my own room since I won't get to experience it in college. Luckily, when youre the guy, you just tell people shes crazy. He's the stupid garbage head doo-doo face. I have at least 3 unfinished canvases and some other projects sitting in my dining room as you're reading this. The resolution involves significant repairs and upgrades to our system. ![]() I always start painting and then stop halfway through to take a break and then end up never finishing them. We are working closely with our vendors to get quotes and put together an action plan. ![]()
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